RatPalace.com - Pet Rat Care and Discussion

Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:29 am

Dear Worshippers

I have been living in this new place for a few weeks now and feel I should write a review. Other rats who find themselves wandering in people's gardens may wish to avail themselves of the facilities here.
Chez Haggis Rat was reccomended to me by a nice squishy gentlemen called Duncan who saw me looking a bit lost and whispered the address to me.

This place is run by a nice man and his wife. I have quite a crush on the man and I like to sit on him and groom him. I like to give him lots of kisses. I like to clean his teeth. I love him so much I've even stolen a few of his eyelashes to keep as little love tokens. lurve

The "Wife" is OK. She brings me food and gives me cuddles, but she's not as special as that man.

I have a nice palace with toys and comfy blankets and lots of gourmet food. It's a good place to sleep, but I prefer sitting on that man's shoulder.
That man and his wife keep trying to introduce me to some other strumpets that live in the palace next door. I can't imagine why they think I want to associate with them. One of them shouts at me all the time. My voice isn't as loud as hers ( I'm very refined), but I know much ruder words and when they were out I investigated their palace and peed in their soft sewer

The satisfaction I felt was a bit short lived as when I went back to my palace I discovered somebody had eaten some of my peas. Shocked

Have you ever eaten "peas" ? Apparently one should peel them first. I didn't know that and it was quite vexing to find out from that rude shouty strumpet.

There are some gentlemen living here, too. A white one called Donald who is always moaning that he's lost his spectacles. There is also an older gingery gentleman who has no bones at all. There are two handsome black berkboys I'd quite like to meet...they have nice tummies, but not quite as beautiful as mine.
Then there's a really weird one.
A very fat fuzzy chap who wanders around saying "Toast" (What is "Toast" ?) for hours - except when he wanders past my palace.
Then he says "Sit on ME !".
Weirdo.
He stuck his nose into my palace and propositioned me yesterday Embarassed

He said "Sit on me and I'll give you toast".
I punched his nose.
Which he seemed to enjoy.

I'd quite like to live with those Berkboys, but that man and that wife said "No" and gave each other raised eyebrow looks. Humph.
I think I'd rather live on that man's shoulder or down his shirt, anyway, so I wasn't too disappointed.

That wife keeps trying to take photos of me. I must admit that I am incredibly beautiful, so I can quite understand. It's just that I don't like to sit still for so long, especially when I need to groom that man and try to steal eyelashes and leg hairs from him.

I would give this hotel a five star rating for humans, Palace comfort and decor. The chef is excellent, too. The only reservation I have about "Chez Haggis Rat" is some of the furry company leaves a little bit to be desired - but one can't have everything.

Madam Faodail Beastie
(Travel Writer and Food Critic)
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Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:59 am

Oh my goodness! I do hope Her Highness settles in well! LOL

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Frodo, Zorro, Erzulie, Maeve, Clara, Molly & Emily

Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:32 am

OMG *gasp* Too much! LOL

You've got a real little princess on your hands!

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Kate & the M.O.U.S.
If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event ... what kind of film would you use?
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Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:52 am

:ratfaint: Rat Laugh

Caroline! Faodail seems like quite the primadonna! You'd best be careful not to upset the little queen, else she might steal more than just eyelashes Shocked

I do hope she'll groom herself adequately at some point for you to be bale to take a picture of her lovely self, I'd quite like to see her.

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Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:38 pm

I do hope her Highness will deign to pose for an official photo, so we unworthy subjects - oops, sorry 'worshippers' - may be so fortunate as to gaze upon her...

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P, Charlie and Snoopy

Thu Nov 06, 2003 5:20 pm

Caroline, you thought you were getting a grateful orphan and you have found yourself a monster! I'm glad your rat hotel has been given the thumbs up, even if there are apparently a few reservations.

I do think she should release some publicity photos though.

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Linda and the RMDs

Many have forgotten this truth but you must not forget it. We remain responsible forever, for what we have tamed.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery.

Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:31 pm

She sounds like quite a rat! The boys and I would love to see pics when she deems it appropriate to pose.

PatTheRat and The BB's

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Miss Piddy Pat at the Bridge--"The guardian angels of life sometimes fly so high to be beyond our sight, but they are always looking down upon us."
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Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:44 pm

Although I feel flattered that we got a five star rating , I have frightening visions of backpacker Rattuses turning up on our doorstep and demanding food and lodgings. Shocked

Faodail's love for Murdo shows every sign of becoming a serious obsession. Not satisfied with grooming and kissing, she now feels compelled to try to steal everything he touches.
She became quite jealous of his cup of tea this afternoon and every time he tried to lift it to his mouth she ran up his arm to get to his mouth before the nasty interloping cup reached it.
Luckily her behaviour had slowed his drinking down so much his tea had become tepid by the time she jumped into the cup and got drenched.

And she has the nerve to call Angus Og a weirdo Rolling Eyes

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Caroline
and the HAGGIS RATS

Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:00 pm

Yep a princess sounds about right! roflmao

Now caroline, you see what it's like to live with the likes of royalty. Wiley sent you this one I'm sure of it. Mr. Green

Only his arrow of devotion nailed Murdo and not you! Oops! wink

Either way she does indeed sound like a hoot....I'm so happy she has brought you the gift of laughter. I however, don't like her calling Angus Og a weirdo either. She's too young to realize what a"special" man he is. :*)

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Quiet courage, my heart~

Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:32 pm

What a character that little princess is! I have tears running down my face I'm laughing so hard.

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The ladies and the Lads

Fri Nov 07, 2003 6:17 pm

Too funny! Mr. Green